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One Dollar Bill and One Hundred Dollar Bill |
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1999-03-01 ㅣ No.333
One day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded
together and began talking about their life experiences.
The hundred dollar bill began to brag:
"I've had a great life," he said. "I've been to all the big hotels,
Donald Trump himself used me at his casino, I've been in the
wallets of Fortune 500 board members, I've flown from one end
of the country to the other! I've even been in the wallet of two
Presidents of the United States, and once when Princess Diana
visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."
In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee, nothing like that has
ever happened to me, ...but I have been to church a lot!"
Austin
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